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The BEST store you'll ever see!
Ship me daddy
Although we charge for shipping, if you pay for it, we deliver. Believe it or not, we actually ship stuff.
Are we a joke? It may look like it, but alas, we are not.
Some Day Delivery
Your order will arrive, but only after we feel like posting it. Hopefully, it won't be absolutely destroyed by the delivery company when you get it.
24/7 Support
Send us a message any time (via email, contact page, or preferably-flying carrier pigeon), and we'll answer it when we can be arsed.
